Bud Light Presents, Real Men of Genius...
(scratchy voiced singer): Real men of genius.

Today we salute you, Mr. Generic Vegan Anarchist Punk Rocker.

(scratchy voiced singer): Mr. Generic Vegan Anarchist Punk Rocker.

Only you can tell people that they are free to live their lives in harmony with nature in true anarchistic form, yet still collect your government sponsored food stamps.

(scratchy voiced singer): Grab the tofu on sale now!

Sure, you want people to think for themselves, but if they aren't like you then they must be fascists. And if any of those free thinking people out there eat a slice of bologna, then kick their Nazi asses... brilliant.

(scratchy voiced singer): Heil Crass, now!

And who better to inform the masses of the evils of modern society than you, a 16 year old who can't even apply your own Oxy-10. Thanks be to Jello that you are here for us.

(background female singers): Don't pop 'em, don't pop 'em.

Genuflect the Mighty Conflict Logo, because Big Colin is watching you. Now grab that black flag and march with 7 others to show solidarity. SWAT is shaking in their boots.

(scratchy voiced singer): Goose-step, goose-step.

So grab a nice cool Bud Light, oh comarade of the rebellion (if you can afford it), because Jesus may have paraded in on a donkey, but your just an ass.

Posted at 23:58 # G